Page is very, very out of date

The website you are looking for, angryagency.com, is currently undergoing severe maintainance problems. Namely, the animatronic monkey (affectionately known as "Mini-T") that used to update it has gone berserk and begun attacking everything in sight. Until we can aquire two more robots (one to battle Mini-T and one to work on the site), updates will occur, well, never.

Please try the following:

  • Board up all windows and doors.
  • Check the Angry Agency Myspace for updates on when it will be safe to leave your house.
  • Purchase Calling Out to a World Divided. This CD (Compact Disc) contains frequencies that interfere with Mini-T's circuitry, causing him to temporarily shut down. He has probe droids (like in Star Wars) that scout the Earth for Angry Agency music, so that he can stay far, far away from it. Therefore, if you constantly play this CD he will be unable to harm you. Furthermore, your money will go towards the contruction of a new robot (a nice one... promise*) to battle the crazy one. Buying this CD will help save the world.**

ERROR 45 - Rogue Robot Monkey
Please Remain Indoors

* Not actually a promise. We accept no responsibility for any future robots going even more berserk than the old ones.
**Purchasing an Angry Agency CD will not benefit the world in any way, shape or form.

Technical Specifications (for those well-trained in physical combat)